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The list of things I don't understand is ever-increasing which concerns me. But only mildly. I'm very well adjusted that way.

I don't understand...

1. Why my iPod shuffles unpredictably when I'm driving. I can drive over the worst railway crossing in the entire world, and my song keeps playing like it ought. I can even drive down Parkdale Avenue which is so bad that you need a new pair of teeth after you've driven down it twice. Still no shuffle. Turn onto a smoother road? Suddenly the iPod has had enough of Bon Jovi and thinks it's time for a podcast. And all of my podcasts are sermons, so you can imagine trying to quickly make that shift.

2. Why Sacha can't aim for the hardwood when she needs to lose a hairball.

3. Why the gentleman who passed me on the highway on my drive home from work felt the need to hold his Tim's coffee cup in his teeth. I'll admit to having used the 'carry my coffee with my teeth' if I needed my hands to open a door, but cars have cup holders. They do, right? It's not just my car? Holding a coffee with my teeth while driving just seems like a recipe for disaster, given the location the hot liquid would land should you get a jaw cramp and lose your hold. I think it's a valid concern; as a concerned citizen, I'm bringing it up.

4. Why my toes are cold. Oh, wait, I do know that. I need to go put socks on.